Comrades, I am new to this honorable position of a Pickle Inspector, serving my country and my General ^^
We shall, together, defeat the pathetic western Pickle Industry, with their E-numbers and their preservatives, and become the Pickle Nation of…
Boris...It is I your cruel but lovable tyrant General Schmerdiakov who is the most important person in the world!
Bojemoi comrade Mushka Kamnerezovka and welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pickle Inspectorand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pickle Inspectorsgroup and meet your fellow comrades.
The Slabovian Summer Season has started and it is now your duty to create Slabovian Postcards to be sent round the world. I am also looking for citizens to make tourist videos promoting their part of Slabovia. Upload your Postcards and Tourist Videos to SlabSpace tagging them ‘summer’ and I will find them.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...