Comrade, how's the rock counting going'? I found a stray one when scraping my tractor wheel. Oh, and I'm making a flip book of my mud for environmentally brown week. You doing anything?
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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Now as a loyal citizen you must invite all your friends...and even your enemies to join SlabSpace and I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov , will reward you!?!
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up to SlavbSpace...wear it with pride!?!