The inaugural Brown Nose Day event in celebration of General Gregory Schmerdiakov. Make sure you brown nose him on this day or summer is cancelled. Upload your Brown Nose Day pics and videos to Slabspace.
Hmm, well we still have the choice to give him Maik, you don't mind do you?
It is to release our beloved Borice from his christian captivity.
Praise the general, and slabspace!!!
Mikhail
Bojemoi comrade Mikhail Khruschev. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. Welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
This week Slabovia has become the first country to launch the a pig into space. The Appolski 31 rocket is now in flying through the atmosphere on a mission to find vital mud resources on Neptune. You can become a member of mission control by joining SASA. Elsewhere the Slabovian emblem, the Sickle and Pickle is appearing all over the world. Download your copy, personalise it, take pictures and upload to Slabspace. Make surer to tag them “Slabovianised” so that I can find them! My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Greetings Comrades, All hail the Great and all knowing General, May Slabovia Flourish and Topple the Westerners!!
May the Potatoes flow well and the tractor Forever stay Muddy.
All Hail Slabovia and its glorous regime!!
Praise the General
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…