I once was Big Vinny of Glasgow but after losing faith in the west I went in search for a new way of life, a better way of life...a Slabovian way of life!
Been happy here ever since, The General made me the only unemployed citizen on arrival which I, even if Im do say so myself, put 110% of my time into being the best unemployed citizen ever. The General has recently ordered me to now become a Pig Polisher, I can't comlain though as this new role has done wonders for my body image
Bojemoi Maya Llamazares, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, and I am currently up for re-election - vote for me and you will avoid punishment.
As a Rock Counter you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for rock counters... go meet your comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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Been happy here ever since, The General made me the only unemployed citizen on arrival which I, even if Im do say so myself, put 110% of my time into being the best unemployed citizen ever. The General has recently ordered me to now become a Pig Polisher, I can't comlain though as this new role has done wonders for my body image
That aside, I am well thanks :)
You'll see i'm jst bck from a short break in
Slabovian moutain region.
Very cold, very wet, how could ask for more
So I see you part of the young Communist League, do tell more
Bigov
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all hail the great General.
As a Rock Counter you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for rock counters... go meet your comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
How's you?