Comrades we must rise up against oppression by General Schmerdiakov!
For too long we have toiled in mud for this cruel regime. Why should we continue to sexually violate an innocent potato? The next time you are on your knees in the mud of the Slab…
otherthorowing the general will be a big task as he is the most powerfull man in slabovia he is most surley a tyrant you need to fourm some kind of rebelion to crush him dose the genrall have a army i have never seen them
Boris...it is I your cruel but lovable tyrant General Schmerdiakov who is the most important person in the world!
Bojemoi comrade Martin Peel and welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
Slabovia’s iPhone game is coming and soon you will all be able to play with my GUTS! This will be the only iPhone game to have ever been set inside a dictator…ME! You must all go out and spread your GUTS all over the net and inform the west of my gruesome invasion.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…