Bojemoi comrade Manraj Gill. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
You are now a Slabovian citizen and so you must protest against the west and their capitalist ways. Design and upload your Anti-Capitalist Posters to SlabSpace tagging them ‘ anti-capitalist’ to be added to my album. The best designs will be made into the SlabSpace header for the month of June.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war