Mama Slabovia
Hello Younglings. I am your mama. I am also Nietzsche's mama. He is my blood (I won't divulge who his dad is...). He is a good boy - though I wish he'd remove his hat during bath hours (I'm talking about Nietzche here).
Now then, about me. Well, I love to cook. In fact, one day every year I cook for all of Slabovia. In the past this has been simple - three big pots of potato and onion soup would suffice. But now that we're growing... with ambition to be as big as America. Well, I may have to dust down that fourth pot.
I've been busy designing tree decorations for the festive season - potatoes for barbells, barbed wire for tinsel and a wee fairy General for the top. Lovely. Also leathal.
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recently a farmer discovered shell-critters living in the mud. here is the story.
""those dots in the mud are mollusk shells." said local mud farmer, " i was digging in the mud, trying to uproot it, when i saw one of these strange creatures. then, when i got up the next morning, they were all in my mud. at first i thought it was a bad omen, and i cursed it. but then, we ran out of food, and the wife just bolied a few of those shell critters, and they were tasty"
this could be a new food source, or entertainment source, such as a pet mollusk. this breakthrough could be the begining of a new "breed" of farmers.
bellow is a pic. of the farmers mud flat. the "black dots" are the mullusk.
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i wanted to know if there was a recpie that you could use these critters in.?