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The humble potato

Comrades, I would like to devote small section of my page to the humble potato. It has served slabovia so well, I pay homage to it here. I believe potato shrines should be set up, and potatoism should become mainstream belief of slabovia. Ideas for construction of belief are welcome, so don't be shy. Potatoism could be bigger than mud pie...

Posted on November 25, 2008 at 8:28pm — 1 Comment

Mama's anvil

Last week I had to move anvil for mama. After 3 hours of back breaking labour, mama decided it would look nice on roof. I fell off roof and anvil then fell on top of me, so mama beat me for failure. I still have bruises from calluses on her knuckles, and a bad spine from anvil moving. A possible crushed ribcage from anvil falling on me also hurts! Anyway, I will continue with work as usual, licking potatoes!

Posted on November 25, 2008 at 8:01pm —

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At 10:25am on November 20, 2008, The General's Son said…: Maksim, you washed my tractors sometime ago and I was impressed by the shine you managed to give them, I think it is because you is a Potato Licker and you used your tongue, I must thank you.

Will you be entering Fashion Week as you truly look like a fine Slabovian citizen

At 7:26pm on October 18, 2008, Blodwyn the rock counter Pig said…: I need to find out.... it all way close when I go there comraded.

At 7:02pm on October 17, 2008, Vladimir Cossack said…: i know, my show was my life
now im not sure if i can go on =[
but now i have new ambition in life
take over AMERICA!!!!!!!
ALL HAIL THE MOTHERLAND SLABOVIA!!!!!

At 6:50pm on October 17, 2008, Adrik Smirnov said…: I will be careful of conker pretending to be rock
So,(as they say in western land) how is it going?

At 2:10pm on October 17, 2008, The Tractor Magnet said…: Comrade, ever thought about becoming a part-time tractor wheel scraper? We are trying to grow our numbers...

At 2:09pm on October 17, 2008, The Tractor Magnet said…: Comrade, ever thought about becoming a part-time tractor wheel scraper? We are trying to grow our numbers...

At 11:12am on October 16, 2008, Blodwyn the rock counter Pig said…: Ello Comraded Maksim Victor Alexandr, I see you are a potato licker that a hard job to do it good you are here with as in Slabovia comraede. welcome comraede. do you know when the new brewery opens?

At 9:49pm on October 12, 2008, The Tractor Magnet said…: Comrade Alexandr, it has been a rainy weekend in Slabovia - this is good for me as the mud is 'washed' from the tractor wheel. So, with some free time, I've been working on my rock countingl. I reached 12.

Think the Comrades Unit mantra is good potatoes!