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December 12, 2010 at 6pm – Slabovia

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Well, this needed an update, so here it is!

I'm Maik, as you've probably figured out by now and I am Slabovian!

I have very dark brown and straight hair that is 100% natural. I'm middle-height and neither thin nor fat. I am, overall, average.

I like to spend my time being equal, playing bass, writing songs, listening to music and, of course, talking to my beloved Comrade 4.

Slabovia would not be the same without her, she's always there when I need someone to talk to and she's somehow managed to put up with all the crap I get up to which is a nothing if not rare achievement!

I've also been recently appointed as one of Slabovia's two artistic dictators!

My favourite band, in the world is ENTER SHIKARI. If you don't know them, check the out right now!
Or, add me on msn (bobthesnail@hotmail.co.uk) and ask me to send some of their stuff! =D
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Posted on December 13, 2009 at 11:11am — 1 Comment

RAWR

I really should get more active on Slabspace, despite being out alot I should still try to find time to sometimes check up on the goings on of this place.
But hey, the girlfriend's going on holiday, which should free up substantial amounts of time.
I might just have to go and put up some stickers...

Posted on July 26, 2009 at 9:13am — 4 Comments

Western Women

I start today's slablog with a quote from the mystic pig's current reading:

"To love is to show someone how ridiculous you can be when you let your guard down."

This is correct.

Do help Slabovia, my past has made the rather unpleasant decision of catching up with me. I have, undeniably, had my fair share of relationships with the western women, one of which includes my new western love's friend. It seems that western social protocol forbid that me and the new girl see each other. Espec… Continue

Posted on June 29, 2009 at 9:02pm — 3 Comments

I Return!

Like many Slabovians I have had foolish western exams, but now I'm back!

I agree with Comrade Lewis' plan, although I have tried to invite friends, none of whom are interested in our great nation. However, I will go on another push and feel I should be able to manage at least a few new members!

Also, I will soon upload the video of me playing bass and possibly singing the nation anthem, although my vocal chords aren't particularly well honed...

In the meantime, I hope the proposed idea for a… Continue

Posted on June 20, 2009 at 2:54pm — 4 Comments

The National Anthem and other matters...

Well, I plan to get mine recorded as soon as possible, with the slight problem of exams being, for the minute, an ever present thorn in my side. I ought to find the time at some point to upload the bass and possibly some semblance of other instrumentation...
Singing has never been my forte, but I'll probably give it a go.
Anyway, exams are almost over (only 8 to go) which is good, and Common Dreads comes out in just 6 days! I do love Enter Shikari....

So yeah, anyone else got exams? Comment Com… Continue

Posted on June 9, 2009 at 10:05am — 4 Comments

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Having seen your youtube video, I have fallen in love with you...

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bobthesnail@hotmail.co.uk is my broadcast frequency...

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At 4:59pm on October 13, 2009, General Schmerdiakov said…: Greetings comrade Maik,

I see you have come for your free track. You shall receive your copy after you complete one simple task!

Go to the GUTS Spreaders group on SlabSpace and complete Mission Object 1. Once you have done this send me a link to your work and I shall give you your exclusive Si Begg and the Slabovia 8-Bit Orchestra track.

Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov

At 9:40am on October 13, 2009, Bigov said…: Greets comrade it seem old face are coming back...me included Slabovia rules

Hail the general

At 3:50pm on October 9, 2009, Alyska said…: Maik, Do not dispair, I am back to slabovia now. Unfortunatly, I cannot think of any ways that I can recruit more members, active members, whom will stay in our muddy lands.

At 5:15pm on October 4, 2009, Comrade Seska said…: Yeah i agree, apparently ive tried "very hard" already according to some but y'know. maybe, its just an idea, but, maybe all the members should organize something massive where we all meet up? and do a massive Slabovia rant in the streets somewhere. im not sure if that would take away the point of this online place, but, it would sure get us more members, and bring everyone back with talking points?

At 1:07am on October 4, 2009, Jynx Jester said…: Well my friend, we've tried and we've hoped already. I'm all out of idea's that I haven't already done.

Funny, there is a mild new user flood going on... Shame, I would of been like "OMFG" if we could get an old user flood.

At 8:16pm on September 27, 2009, Jynx Jester said…: I see it being slightly more active when I was trying. Now we have 3 users...

Back then we had about 8. (but some slightly inactive)

BUT BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD LIKE 18, Activity has always been a problem for slabovia, I think we're just waiting for it to die, but I don't want it to die... but we can't do anything.

Its the theme of the site and the fact it isn't on TV anymore... no one if finding for the site or looking.

At 5:51pm on September 27, 2009, StupidSheep said…: *whispers* Psssst! Don't tell Lewis, but its Seska, not Saska! *whispers*

At 5:08pm on September 27, 2009, Jynx Jester said…: Saska made it seem the place was active again, I mean, thinking she had the right to moan and me was a give away.

but no, place still seems dead...

But yeah, We've all tried. (But obviously Saksa has totally tried harder)

At 9:14am on September 22, 2009, Comrade 4 said…: it seems to have been a while since i have been to this eastern land of Slabovia....

See you on myspace & Facebook dear husband :D <3
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At 3:36pm on September 17, 2009, pytor masnov said…: comrade i think you can go into settings and there will be a option there to change your page appearance