Top Male Model
The Pains of Being So Good Looking
Comrades, welcome to my page. If you can tear your eyes away from my profile pic for a minute you may want to known that I have been voted best looking Slabovian male for the past three years. I can swoon any woman, man or beast with my charm and can lick the mud off any potato.
You may have heard that I am looking for a protégé... you'd be right. Slabovia's Fashion Week is fast approaching and I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for rising stars in the way of good looks. If you fancy your chances, take a picture of yourself and put it in the events page... I'll be keeping an eye of these and, after picking the best, will leave it up to the slabovian populus to pick the winner.
Bye for now... and, go on, treat yourself, have another peep at my profile pic
You may have heard that I am looking for a protégé... you'd be right. Slabovia's Fashion Week is fast approaching and I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for rising stars in the way of good looks. If you fancy your chances, take a picture of yourself and put it in the events page... I'll be keeping an eye of these and, after picking the best, will leave it up to the slabovian populus to pick the winner.
Bye for now... and, go on, treat yourself, have another peep at my profile pic
Lech Palunikov's Blog
Could you be a top model like me?
Bojemoi, I is really really ridiculously good looking and you may have heard that I am looking for a protégé... you'd be right. Fashion Week has started and I is looking forward to overseeing all citizen picture entries and is excited about find Slabovia's next top model. So look out your Slabovian Sunday Bests and post your pics.
Posted on November 17, 2008 at 12:00pm —
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- Trotter Trimmer
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- General Schmerdiakov
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Comrades, I have formulated a devious plan to lure more unsuspecting westerners to Slabovia – by holding our first ever Slabovian Film Festival. Invitations have been sent out to some of the worlds leading stars, like Macaulay Culkin, Gunther from Friends and Danny DeVeto.
We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.
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Mystic Pig's Weekly Fortune
A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!
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All hail the General! ^^
i made this costume for you for the upcomming event.