Bojemoi Lady K, I is the General's Son and my daddy rules Slabovia. I woulds like to tell you Slaborits for being invited to Communist Stars. Daddy say I can't get in till I proves I can handle my tin foil fist, he has an iron one
Comrade Lady K, I have been told that you have been shouting loudly about Slabovia. This is good. Your efforts to grow our great nation have not gone unnoticed. I award you with this rare medal of honour...
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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Been up to muchos?
I trust Slabovia is treating you well!
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Has you joined Fashion Week??
I'm looking forward to fashion week next week, I've got some killer Slabograd high street threads to unlease on you all
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