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World Take Over; One Click Away at Slabograd
April 15, 2009 at 8pm to April 30, 2009 at 11:45pm
Comrades,
I have just been handed some important information. The West has finally acknowledged that our Great Republic of Slabovia is a force to be reckoned with and we been put up for a strange thing called a 'Webby Award'.
My minions in the cen…
I assume it's the land
Also....I think the brown bar on the Benski flag shouldn't be there...
Maybe one should be more like a war flag or military flag or something
Anti-Capitalist Day at Slabograd
May 4, 2009 all day
Today all citizens are given the day off from their chosen profession to gather in Slabograd’s town square to protest against Capitalism. Citizens make anti-capitalist posters and sing anti-capitalist songs all day long.
Make and upload your anti-c…
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- At 4:28pm on August 31, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Greetings comrade Kurtle, I have been informed that today is your birthday. Slaborits!
I know that you will double you potato licking productivity today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
- At 4:04pm on March 31, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- If you look closely in the fold of a world map you will see us
- At 9:53am on March 17, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Bojemoi comrade Kurtle. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Potato Lickerand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Potato Lickers group and meet your fellow comrades.
I have ordered all citizens to design Slabovia’s new Slabovian National Flag. Join the Slabovian Arts Council to download your Slabovian Symbols and upload your flag design. The winning design will be rewarded.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
- At 7:59am on March 17, 2009,
Alyska said… - Bojemoi Comrade, Welcome to the Republic of Slabovia blah blah blah, howareya?
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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