Bojemoi comrade Kulak Bourgeouise, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.
As a Tractor Wheel Scraper you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Tractor Wheel Scrapers... go meet your comrades.
This week citizens are voting on the State-Approved Top Model entries. You must go the Slabovian Fashion Week Album and cast your vote for your favourite fashion picture.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Hmm, well you may have missed the Fashion Week - however, I reckon if you tag your entries 'fashion' and send The General a comment pleading to be let in, he'll probably allow the late entry. Either that or he'll throw you into the dungeon for insolence! Either way, good fun :)
PS> you will no doubt get a message from The General tomorrow - think he sleeps after 7... beauty sleep he calls it - he uses mud packs to keep up his good looks;)
ha, unfortunately I am not automated, just not put to bed yet. But thanks for the compliment - in Slabovia it would be a great complement to be an automated message.
SUppose you have to ask yourself, is this automated?
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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As a Tractor Wheel Scraper you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Tractor Wheel Scrapers... go meet your comrades.
This week citizens are voting on the State-Approved Top Model entries. You must go the Slabovian Fashion Week Album and cast your vote for your favourite fashion picture.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
SUppose you have to ask yourself, is this automated?