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- What is your Slabovian profession
- Pig Polisher
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I know that you will double your productivity in your pig polishing duties in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
Its Lauren so accept the add. k? (:
Licky.
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what the hell are you doing in slabovia young one??
you had better be praising the general or i shall never be able to call you cousin again! :O
do it!
Bojemoi comrade Kieren Bates and welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Around about this festive time of year we celebrate a great man who rose again to become an inspiration to all – that’s right, me! Celebrate my glory by painting your Slabovian eggs and uploading pictures of them to the Slabovian Eggs album. Once we have a massive arsenal of egg weapons we will use them to defeat the terrorist Easter Bunny and drive him out of our land for good!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...