October 12, 2009 at 1am to October 16, 2009 at 11:45pm
Slabovia tackles the world's climate change problem by going Brown for a week. Slabovian citizens can help by not taking baths and using their grandmother's to plough the fields instead of their tractors.
Today we celebrate pigs. All pigs are to be given the day off work and pampered by their fellow Slabovian citizens. Post pics and vids of pigs enjoying this National Day
Bojemoi comrade Keione Humberstone. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Trotter Trimmer and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Trotter Trimmers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Slabovia’s iPhone game is coming and soon you will all be able to play with my GUTS! This will be the only iPhone game to have ever been set inside a dictator…ME! You must all go out and spread your GUTS all over the net and inform the west of my gruesome invasion.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...