About Me
I'm a Slabovian of many talents. I am an expert in the history of our great nation, as I am the grandson of State-Approved Fireside Storyteller No. 7, and so can talk for days of the folk tales and traditions he told me about. Of course, all of them that do not involve the General have been banned, which makes it much easier.
I dream of becoming the General's Chief Hat Holder. The honour of holding the material that has touched his hallowed head would probably make me lose all self-control, and the General would punish me severely.
It would be worth it though.
Anyway, feel free to get in touch with me if you have any Slabovian queries you're too scared to take to the General.