Bojemoi comrade Jafe, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.
As a Pig Polisher you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pig Polishers... go meet your comrades.
We are currently holding Slabovia’s first Census this week and all citizens must complete this State-Approved form.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
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EL GRECO
live long and serve the General well
Hail
As a Pig Polisher you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pig Polishers... go meet your comrades.
We are currently holding Slabovia’s first Census this week and all citizens must complete this State-Approved form.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...