I wouldn't say exhalted, for everyone is equal (especially the General; he is the most equal of all)...
Well, as a new member I would recommend adding all the most heard names in Slabovia to your friend ASAP. Also, make sure you participate in lots of Slabovia themed activities...
Bojemoi Comrade.
It is great to see a new citizen among us today. If you has read my bloggings, Slabovia is of hard times. This means, WE ALL HEREBY LOVE YOU!
The only advice I has, is to follow the Generals orders always! He is our lord, our one and only. Makes sure you are crystal clear on that. Also, you must first Slabovianise the world! Prints off the posters under the "Stuff To Do - Slabovianise" and stick them everywhere!
Bojemoi comrade J. Craig Jackson. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Potato Licker and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Potato Lickers group and meet your fellow comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Bojemoi comrade [NAME]. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Potato Licker and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Potato Lickers group and meet your fellow comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
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I know that you will double your productivity in your Potato Licking duties today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
Well, as a new member I would recommend adding all the most heard names in Slabovia to your friend ASAP. Also, make sure you participate in lots of Slabovia themed activities...
Hope you enjoy your time here, well I know you will with such a great profession!
:D
Sheep Out :P
It is great to see a new citizen among us today. If you has read my bloggings, Slabovia is of hard times. This means, WE ALL HEREBY LOVE YOU!
The only advice I has, is to follow the Generals orders always! He is our lord, our one and only. Makes sure you are crystal clear on that. Also, you must first Slabovianise the world! Prints off the posters under the "Stuff To Do - Slabovianise" and stick them everywhere!
Good luck Comrade.
Rebel out
I see you have chosen to become a Potato Licker and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Potato Lickers group and meet your fellow comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...

Bojemoi comrade [NAME]. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.I see you have chosen to become a Potato Licker and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Potato Lickers group and meet your fellow comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...