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I vote for the rising sun of The General. All the others show worrying signs of a decadent Western artisitic aesthetic and should be burned at once.
Thank you for your kind words, comrade, and I salute your decision to keep with the forces of progress and reject the revisionist western hygiene fallacy. I would emphasise, however, that all glory belongs to the General and that we should not fal...
Comrade, the only revolutionary way to resign from pickle inpecting is to eat a bullet. Resignation is the way of the decadent West, where the lack of moral fibre (caused by a lack of dietary fibre through not eating sufficient turnips) means that...
This is not a revolutionary, this is a counter-revolutionary. It is our duty as loyal sons and daughters of Slabovia to hunt this capitalist running dog down, bring him to his knees and re-educate him till he stops twitching.
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- At 12:17pm on February 20, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Bojemoi comrade Honzik Banek. Your triumphant return to Slabovia has been picked up by The Potato and you have made the front cover. Slaborits.
Here is your Potato image:
- At 11:39am on February 17, 2009,
Bigov said…
- It sounds like a scary place, I thinks they will be glads when we take over the World and all become Slabovian, who wouldn't want to live a life of repression, pickles and turnips...? It's beyond me!
I thinks The General should be making you a Slabovian National Hero for spending so much time in the west. They can say what they like about dictatorship, but grinding the bones of the poor to make toppings for ice cream thats just wrong on so many levels
- At 11:49pm on February 16, 2009,
Alyska said…
- Bojemoi Good Comrade, Glad to see your return to this glorious land. Your looking for the womens I see, Urga, cousin of Bariv the goat slinger is worth paying a visit to.
- At 5:48pm on February 16, 2009,
Bigov said…
- Greets comrade, a triumphant return i see, what was the west like...? is it true they eats pigs T_T
- At 2:50pm on February 16, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Bojemoi comrade Honzik Banek. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pickle Inspectorand so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pickle Inspectorsgroup and meet your fellow comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
- At 10:12pm on February 13, 2009,
Stefan Benski said… - Welcome to Slabovia comrade. You look likes you could scare the living potatos out of the west with your mighty scowl.
- At 7:46pm on February 13, 2009,
Professor Antonov Poll said… - Let the bells of Slabograd ring out in celebration! My undercover comrade has successfully evaded all the efforts of our foes to prevent his flight to supression. It saddened me greatly to leave him behind in Midsomer Mallow to begin my own journey home, but our disappearance together would surely have raised too many suspicions. Now perhaps the story of our secret battle against the west and our role in exposing the myth of the triumph of capitalism can be told. Not since the great patriotic war has such a blow been struck against those who would drive recreational vehicles through our potato fields and grind our finest pig flesh into burgers. Welcome home comrade major!
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- Pickle Inspector
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- General Schmerdiakov
My Road Home
For many years, I lived as a deep-cover agent in Britain, living amongst the running dogs of capitalism. However, as capitalism collapses around their ears, my work is done and I have had the opportunity to retire to the joys of the last outpost of Marxist Leninism in the world, the workers' paradise that my heart yearned for over the past decades. The joy of having centralised state planning, having daily pronouncements from the General and having a proper diet of pickles and turnips again; how happy I am to be inspecting pickles, sharing my flat with many good comrades so that we never worry about the heating and knowing that whatever I wear will be the same as every other good male comrade. And as for being in the presence of real women with real muscle and stubble....
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