Welcome, Hero of Yesterday, Slabovia is glad you have joined our Slabspace!?! but I am wondering if you will be able to become one of our Heroes of Tomorrow when we are the biggest country in the World!?!
I must warn you that you will need to be very fit to undertake the role of a rock counter, we have lost many good Slabovian's who after counting to many rocks fell asleep and never woke up!?!
So for your bravery in taking this profession on I have decided to award you the Sickle and Pickle Medal!?!
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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and many birthday greetings ;D
seska.
I must warn you that you will need to be very fit to undertake the role of a rock counter, we have lost many good Slabovian's who after counting to many rocks fell asleep and never woke up!?!
So for your bravery in taking this profession on I have decided to award you the Sickle and Pickle Medal!?!