At 3:59pm on December 12, 2008, Elfy the Elf said…
I have information that he is held in state prison, do you have any interest in becoming an elf? The pay is terrible, you have to work 365 days a year and listen to a fat guy laughing all the time. Your unpaid apprenticeship would only last ten years. Or are you happy being a Slabovian?
At 10:41am on December 12, 2008, Elfy the Elf said…
No he's not, there are many mushrooms near my hiding place and I checked them all. Did you know that you've got a little something on your face.
At 5:06pm on December 11, 2008, Elfy the Elf said…
Bojemoi comrade HelPimpeo, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.
As a Pig Polisher you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pig Polishers... go meet your comrades.
This week I have released the Slabovian Christmas number one hit, “12 Days Of Slabovian Christmas”. Now I need citizens to perform it. Film yourselves singing the song and an official music video will be released featuring all citizens how take part.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
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As a Pig Polisher you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pig Polishers... go meet your comrades.
This week I have released the Slabovian Christmas number one hit, “12 Days Of Slabovian Christmas”. Now I need citizens to perform it. Film yourselves singing the song and an official music video will be released featuring all citizens how take part.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...