Greetings Gwendolyn, I welcome you to SlabSpace and Slabovia. It is I your fearless leader General Schmerdiakov and you must do my bidding.
Soon we will be bigger than America! I see you come from America, which is a massive coo for Slabovia. For this, I thank you.
I also see that you are a Tractor Wheel Scraper. Good - we are always needing the skills that you have. You should join your comrades in that group. There you can talk about your latest scrape there.
Now, go explore and help build Slabovia. For your loyalty to our cause, I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride.
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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How are enjoying tractor scraping?
all hail the great leader dude...big bad schmerdy
Hello there, thank you for the welcome. It is very kind. ^^
iahh, you know one of these day the General is probly going to "remove" boris. lol,
all hail the General
Soon we will be bigger than America! I see you come from America, which is a massive coo for Slabovia. For this, I thank you.
I also see that you are a Tractor Wheel Scraper. Good - we are always needing the skills that you have. You should join your comrades in that group. There you can talk about your latest scrape there.
Now, go explore and help build Slabovia. For your loyalty to our cause, I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride.