Greetings Gwendolyn, I welcome you to SlabSpace and Slabovia. It is I your fearless leader General Schmerdiakov and you must do my bidding.
Soon we will be bigger than America! I see you come from America, which is a massive coo for Slabovia. For this, I thank you.
I also see that you are a Tractor Wheel Scraper. Good - we are always needing the skills that you have. You should join your comrades in that group. There you can talk about your latest scrape there.
Now, go explore and help build Slabovia. For your loyalty to our cause, I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride.
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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How are enjoying tractor scraping?
all hail the great leader dude...big bad schmerdy
Hello there, thank you for the welcome. It is very kind. ^^
iahh, you know one of these day the General is probly going to "remove" boris. lol,
all hail the General
Soon we will be bigger than America! I see you come from America, which is a massive coo for Slabovia. For this, I thank you.
I also see that you are a Tractor Wheel Scraper. Good - we are always needing the skills that you have. You should join your comrades in that group. There you can talk about your latest scrape there.
Now, go explore and help build Slabovia. For your loyalty to our cause, I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride.