Comrades, Slabovia is now bigger than America (TBC). This will be the party of the year, the decade, the millenium! All Slabovians must attend (there is going to be a game of musical chairs, which is estimated to last 3 years).
Comrades, The Slabovian summer is about to begin and citizens will be looking for the ideal getaway.
So it is up to you all to upload your Slabovian postcards and tourist videos to promote your area of Slabovia. Tag them 'summer' and I will find ...
Greetings comrade - I am glad you have arrived at our great nation and particularly glad to here that you are a tractor wheel scraper! I have a few wheels to be scraped if you don't mind. In exchange I will give you a get-out-of-punishment free card that you can use on my dad, The General. Can't guarantee that it works...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war