I am the moustache man

I have to say this has been the best Be Sensible day in recent years. Everyone was really sensible and went home at a reasonable hour. If you haven't already, check out this video, and this one created in honour of the General. Least talented comrade Benski also rocked up with a sensible pic. Well done comrades.

All this talk of an invasion is load of old pig poop says I. Myself and the chaps were taking some time out from polishing pigs when some kid ran up to us and said that he had seen some invaders - an unruly gang were running around dishing out pigtails, pleats and plaits. I corrected t… Continue

Comrades I have been doing some research into the recent usurper into our country known as Patriarch Benedict and have discovered that instead of being a threat to national security, he is in fact a lonely and harmless psychopath broadcasting his inane ramblings from a cybercafe in Slabograd. The only pig that he has managed to abduct is a small stuffed teddy by the name of Porcski. I now consider this matter CLOSED.

Mine is a healthy 7.6 on the Squelchometer. I've just got myself a new square foot of mud. I was going to get someone to help fix it up, but in the end I decided to soil myself. Not sure if it's 'Mystic Mud' yet as it hasn't foretold the future. I reckon if I keep it in good condition and clean it every day I will get a good return on my investment.

Dear Spaghetti,

Since my favourite potato, Squishy left me to explore supermarkets I have been left with only my faithful plate of spaghetti to talk to. Today I spent some time reading the famous Diary of a Slabovian Potato Licker. This blog is the diary of someone reading someone else’s diary. If anyone wishes to submit the diary of someone who read the diary entry about Fyodor Popov(me) who read the Diary of a Slabovian Potato Licker they should feel free to do so.

Conclusions

Interesting u… Continue