Bojemoi comrade Federico Romano. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. I have just awoken from my two week snooze after my Give A Present Day lunch and I am still very grouchy, but welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
This month all citizens must inform me of their New Year Resolutions and have them State-Approved. I demand to know what stuff your planning for the year ahead. The Slabovian National Sex Exam is also taking place this week and will continue throughout the month of January. All must pass this exam to successfully go through puberty.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
This month all citizens must inform me of their New Year Resolutions and have them State-Approved. I demand to know what stuff your planning for the year ahead. The Slabovian National Sex Exam is also taking place this week and will continue throughout the month of January. All must pass this exam to successfully go through puberty.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
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