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GUTS Unleasehed at Worldwide
September 15, 2009 all day
Slabovia's state-approved iPhone/iTouch game is released. All must download, play and enjoy - or punishment will be severe!
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National Pig Day at Slabovia
October 23, 2009 from 1am to 11:45pm
Today we celebrate pigs. All pigs are to be given the day off work and pampered by their fellow Slabovian citizens. Post pics and vids of pigs enjoying this National Day
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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Nice to see a new citizen!
Bojemoi comrade Faranak Jorshari and welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...