Comrade Ewan Gibson, I have been told that you have been shouting loudly about Slabovia and inviting your friends. This is good and pleases my daddy. Your efforts to grow our great nation have not gone unnoticed. You should join the Shouters group. I award you with this rare medal of honour...
Bojemoi comrade Ewan Gibson. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov. welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
Around about this festive time of year we celebrate a great man who rose again to become an inspiration to all – that’s right, me! Celebrate my glory by painting your Slabovian eggs and uploading pictures of them to the Slabovian Eggs album. Once we have a massive arsenal of egg weapons we will use them to defeat the terrorist Easter Bunny and drive him out of our land for good!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...