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GUTS Unleasehed at Worldwide
October 27, 2009 all day
Slabovia's state-approved iPhone/iTouch game is released. All must download, play and enjoy - or punishment will be severe!
I especially liked the frog at the end.
I must admit that I have been on a massive pig polishing bender the last 8 months or so. I will tear myself away from the shiny pigs and comit myself to other duties.
Very impressive Maik!
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- At 8:32am on October 16, 2009,
General Schmerdiakov said… - Greetings comrade Eva, Even with my plastic arm I can still throw the shot put further than any else in Slabovia and the world!
Slabovia created the shot put back in the 1800's in the great Rock flit, when all of Slabovia's rocks were to be transported from Outer Slabovia to the outskirts of Slabograd.
Citizens would form lines throwing each other stones. It took 76 years to complete the move and during that time citizens entertained themselves by seeing who could throw the rock the greatest distance and hence the shot put was invented.
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- At 12:30pm on December 4, 2008,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Bojemoi Eva Vestoff. I am awarding you the Silver Merit To The People's Republic Of Slabovia for your contribution to Fashion Week. It was a close race with you Bigov and Sgt. Pickles. Well done comrade
- At 1:31pm on November 23, 2008,
Wilson said…
- not to bad comrade! and thank you!
and how be yous?
- At 9:23pm on November 22, 2008,
Sgt.Pickles said… - Indeed, Trees make for very good comrades, yes? ^^
- At 4:06pm on November 22, 2008,
- greetings comrade!
- At 2:22pm on November 22, 2008,
General Schmerdiakov said…
- Greetings comrade Eva, are your pictures for Slabovian Fashion Week, if so you will need to tag them Fashion to be entered
- At 10:35am on November 20, 2008,
The General's Son said… - Bojemoi Eva, you looks like you have a bit of style about you from your profile picture....will you be entering Fashion Week????
- At 11:21am on November 15, 2008,
Bigov said… - Why thank you Eva, your to kind, but I can't take credit for my beautiful arms. If the General had not ordered me to become a Pig Polisher I would not look this way.
As for my Potato Bikini you can borrow mine if you like
- At 8:15pm on November 11, 2008,
Bigov said…
- Greetings comrade
- At 6:40pm on November 11, 2008,
mr. pickler said… - haven't you read the potato?
it was...lets see it started a while back.
but the gas cloud is still working its way through Slabovia.
go back and read the older potato's.
i do hope you have your gas mask on.
ohh it was on slabovian tv.
but i forgot what chanel though.
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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