Bojemoi comrade Emily, and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.
As a Tractor Wheel Scraper you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Tractor Wheel Scraper... go meet your comrades.
This week is Slabovian Fashion week and we are looking for the best dressed citizens. Post you pictures in the events comments or tag them ‘fashion’ to be entred.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Comrades.
Today, I recieved the package of my dreams. The Ration Pack.
So, the t-shirt was a few hundred sizes too big, but I'm still wearing it cuz its that cool!
Anyways.
Bye.
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I see you is a tractor wheel scraper, I may call on you to scrap my wheels, are you good???
Slaborits on your fashion week entery
As a Tractor Wheel Scraper you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Tractor Wheel Scraper... go meet your comrades.
This week is Slabovian Fashion week and we are looking for the best dressed citizens. Post you pictures in the events comments or tag them ‘fashion’ to be entred.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...