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At 4:41am on June 9, 2009, Octavio Aguirre said…
also, i must hurry to continue drawing, for i fear that i will face severe consequences.
At 4:33am on June 9, 2009, Octavio Aguirre said…
thank you, comrade elfy
At 7:40pm on April 13, 2009, Stefan Benski said…
Greetings tiny comrade. My plan to capture pickle theif is on my page as blog. I has drawn diagram of how you can help. Plan will only go ahead if you agree though. Then we can capture this feline and get back my pickles.
At 5:12pm on April 13, 2009, Lewis said…
They way you say "I wasn't in Prison" makes me think you where.

Was you a bad elf?
At 12:52am on April 11, 2009, Lewis said…
Greetings Elfy.

Looking at the plan in detail, It don't look good for you...

Hope you the best anyway.
At 7:49pm on April 8, 2009, Lewis said…
Good day Elfy.

I hope you're plan with Comrade Benski works out O.K.
At 4:00pm on April 8, 2009, Stefan Benski said…
Hello little comrade. I has come up with plan to capture pickle thief and would likes your help.

It will involve you dressing up as a pickle though......
At 3:20pm on April 3, 2009, Lewis said…
You could always go back to Santa's workshop to get some extra cash!
At 9:01pm on April 2, 2009, Davski Dav said…
i welcome starch tongue for thru this may we show our love for our beloved General!!!
At 3:05pm on April 2, 2009, Lewis said…
Haha, Sounds like you was having fun then, Well, In till your teeth fell out.

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Top 5 suspicious Elves

I haves been doing some research into the Western menace known as elves

Watch out for these guys:

1. Legolas
2. Will Ferrell
3. Ant and Dec
4. Tharsaan Caprese Salad
5. Danny from McFly

Posted on June 1, 2009 at 9:31am — 2 Comments

Elfy the Elf

Who likes Elves? I do!

Comrades, how many of you guys actually like elves/ I'm thinking of moving a few of my friends up here (they are fed up with living and working in Santa's sweatshop) and I was wondering what you peeps thought of the idea. So what do you think - more elves, yay or nay? The only problem is that they are even more annoying than me!

Posted on March 20, 2009 at 11:31am — 5 Comments

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It aint easy being a stool.

Bojemoi comrades, Elfy the Elf here. Slabovia's first non elf man. I've been keeping busy acting as the General's footstool. My back aches a little bit but on the plus side I'm really close to any crumbs he drops so I usually get in ahead of the massive terror dogs. I'm planning to write my autobiography about my time in Slabovia but I'm stuck for a title. Anyone got any ideas?

Posted on January 30, 2009 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

Elfy the Elf

Free at last...

These are my first words spoken as a free man. Thanks to my team of Slabovian lawyers who convinced the mighty General that I am not an Elf, merely a deranged man. Thanks to everyone who argued my case. As punishment I will spend the rest of my life as the General's Personal Foot Stool. What an honour!

Posted on January 6, 2009 at 9:53am — 1 Comment

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Slabovia vs Elfy the Elf - 5th January

The date of the Trial of the Century has been set - the 5th January. The People's Republic of Slabovia versus Elfy the Elf. I have chosen my crack team of defence lawyers - the first ever in Slabovia - and now I hope for them to argue for my freedom. At last I will have my day in court!

Posted on December 22, 2008 at 5:16pm — 9 Comments

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I also hears of a pixie geldolf..... whatever that is?
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6th July 2009:
Comrades, I have formulated a devious plan to lure more unsuspecting westerners to Slabovia – by holding our first ever Slabovian Film Festival. Invitations have been sent out to some of the worlds leading stars, like Macaulay Culkin, Gunther from Friends and Danny DeVeto.

We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.

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6th July 2009:
A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!

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