I haves been doing some research into the Western menace known as elves
Watch out for these guys:
1. Legolas
2. Will Ferrell
3. Ant and Dec
4. Tharsaan Caprese Salad
5. Danny from McFly
Posted on June 1, 2009 at 9:31am — 2 Comments
Comrades, how many of you guys actually like elves/ I'm thinking of moving a few of my friends up here (they are fed up with living and working in Santa's sweatshop) and I was wondering what you peeps thought of the idea. So what do you think - more elves, yay or nay? The only problem is that they are even more annoying than me!
Posted on March 20, 2009 at 11:31am — 5 Comments
Bojemoi comrades, Elfy the Elf here. Slabovia's first non elf man. I've been keeping busy acting as the General's footstool. My back aches a little bit but on the plus side I'm really close to any crumbs he drops so I usually get in ahead of the massive terror dogs. I'm planning to write my autobiography about my time in Slabovia but I'm stuck for a title. Anyone got any ideas?
Posted on January 30, 2009 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments
These are my first words spoken as a free man. Thanks to my team of Slabovian lawyers who convinced the mighty General that I am not an Elf, merely a deranged man. Thanks to everyone who argued my case. As punishment I will spend the rest of my life as the General's Personal Foot Stool. What an honour!
Posted on January 6, 2009 at 9:53am — 1 Comment
The date of the Trial of the Century has been set - the 5th January. The People's Republic of Slabovia versus Elfy the Elf. I have chosen my crack team of defence lawyers - the first ever in Slabovia - and now I hope for them to argue for my freedom. At last I will have my day in court!
Posted on December 22, 2008 at 5:16pm — 9 Comments
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Was you a bad elf?
Looking at the plan in detail, It don't look good for you...
Hope you the best anyway.
I hope you're plan with Comrade Benski works out O.K.
It will involve you dressing up as a pickle though......
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