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That is complete nonsense. He's not fat, he's big boned and I'm on a diet anyway.

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Replied Dec. 11, 2008

Big N Brown Book - Slabosaurus

Elfin - a bit like being an elf. (which are banned in Slabovia)

Replied Dec. 11, 2008

Have You Got News?

Just out of interest, do you know where Santa is being held. So that I can go and insult him and in no way set him free. Is he ok, did they give him a mince pie and some sherry?

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Replied Dec. 11, 2008

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that is mean

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At 4:41am on June 9, 2009, Octavio Aguirre said…
also, i must hurry to continue drawing, for i fear that i will face severe consequences.
At 4:33am on June 9, 2009, Octavio Aguirre said…
thank you, comrade elfy
At 7:40pm on April 13, 2009, Stefan Benski said…
Greetings tiny comrade. My plan to capture pickle theif is on my page as blog. I has drawn diagram of how you can help. Plan will only go ahead if you agree though. Then we can capture this feline and get back my pickles.
At 4:00pm on April 8, 2009, Stefan Benski said…
Hello little comrade. I has come up with plan to capture pickle thief and would likes your help.

It will involve you dressing up as a pickle though......
At 9:01pm on April 2, 2009, Davski Dav said…
i welcome starch tongue for thru this may we show our love for our beloved General!!!
At 8:07pm on March 29, 2009, Davski Dav said…
Greetings comrade may i lick for my country and my General
At 6:36pm on March 25, 2009, Comrade Rebel said…
Bojemoi!

Yes, I have a purpose in life. My purpose in life is to "rebel" against the western world, and worship the mighty General Schmerdiakov.

And your purpose is, Elfy the Elf? :)

Comrade Rebel.
At 1:34pm on March 21, 2009, Stefan Benski said…
Little comrade... I would loves more elves to join glorous nation of Slabovia. Especially fit lady elves..... Do you gets lady elves? Anyhoo.... I is all for the idea, because I would like footstool too. Hopes alll is well with you. I must go now to catch pickle theif..
At 4:00pm on March 4, 2009, Bigov said…
little Elfy, i thanks you i any hopes it starts a stir in the western media and draws more citizens to Slabovia. My Mama used to bathe me in pickle brine as youngster which was good for getting those mucky stains out but with a side affect of mutated hair growth, i've been sporting a beard since the age of 6 comrade
At 6:36pm on March 3, 2009, Maik said…
The wedding was to be delayed until after Boris' release anyway. Changing the names of those concerned will make no difference.

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Top 5 suspicious Elves

I haves been doing some research into the Western menace known as elves

Watch out for these guys:

1. Legolas
2. Will Ferrell
3. Ant and Dec
4. Tharsaan Caprese Salad
5. Danny from McFly

Posted on June 1, 2009 at 9:31am — 2 Comments

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Who likes Elves? I do!

Comrades, how many of you guys actually like elves/ I'm thinking of moving a few of my friends up here (they are fed up with living and working in Santa's sweatshop) and I was wondering what you peeps thought of the idea. So what do you think - more elves, yay or nay? The only problem is that they are even more annoying than me!

Posted on March 20, 2009 at 11:31am — 4 Comments

Elfy the Elf

It aint easy being a stool.

Bojemoi comrades, Elfy the Elf here. Slabovia's first non elf man. I've been keeping busy acting as the General's footstool. My back aches a little bit but on the plus side I'm really close to any crumbs he drops so I usually get in ahead of the massive terror dogs. I'm planning to write my autobiography about my time in Slabovia but I'm stuck for a title. Anyone got any ideas?

Posted on January 30, 2009 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

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Free at last...

These are my first words spoken as a free man. Thanks to my team of Slabovian lawyers who convinced the mighty General that I am not an Elf, merely a deranged man. Thanks to everyone who argued my case. As punishment I will spend the rest of my life as the General's Personal Foot Stool. What an honour!

Posted on January 6, 2009 at 9:53am — 1 Comment

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Slabovia vs Elfy the Elf - 5th January

The date of the Trial of the Century has been set - the 5th January. The People's Republic of Slabovia versus Elfy the Elf. I have chosen my crack team of defence lawyers - the first ever in Slabovia - and now I hope for them to argue for my freedom. At last I will have my day in court!

Posted on December 22, 2008 at 5:16pm — 9 Comments

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I also hears of a pixie geldolf..... whatever that is?
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