I is fine, have you been enjoying the bad weather here in Slabovia? I'm being environmentallies aware at the moment... my toilet has not been flushed. My mama doesn't approve. You have any plans?
Bojemoi Eileen, I has been hearing a lot about you from my television comissioning editors Kireky and Nietzsche. From what I hear you will truly be a great Slabovian Citizen.
Our great nation is growing everyday and with your help we will soon be bigger than America!?! You must invite all your friends.....and enemies to come and join Slabspace!?!
I have granted you the Slabovian Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for sigining up!?!
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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I know that you will double your efforts in your pig polishing duties today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
Hail
How has you been?
Our great nation is growing everyday and with your help we will soon be bigger than America!?! You must invite all your friends.....and enemies to come and join Slabspace!?!
I have granted you the Slabovian Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for sigining up!?!