Bojemoi EJ, I see you have an eye for a news story and so I thought you may have some ideas for our Slabovian State-approved Television Station, which daddy lets me run.
I swear I would not steal your ideas and claim them as my own to impress dad...honest
You can join the Slabovian Arts Council group and post your ideas there.
If you do I would let you wash all my designer tractors
I am sorry to hear that EJ, you missed out on Communist Week, which was a great success and we seen record numbers of new Slabovian Citizens join us...but I still want more!?!
Environmentally Brown Week starts next week, so I hope you will be able to get involved and of course we will be issuing the 'Frighten Your Comrade Day Kit' soon in time for the 31st Oct.
Hey I'm a Communist Star now - all grown up :P) You must be on the brink of promotion... worth buttering up the General a bit me thinks. Hey and good story on the Porcine Era. hail!
Bojemoi EJ, It is I, your great and powerful leader General Schmerdiakov. Welcome to SlabSpace.
We are well on our way to becoming bigger than America. Now, as a loyal citizen of Slabovia, you must invite all your friends ...and even your enemies to come and join SlabSpace and I will reward you.
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up to SlabSpace (click to download). Wear it with Slabovian pride!?!
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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I swear I would not steal your ideas and claim them as my own to impress dad...honest
You can join the Slabovian Arts Council group and post your ideas there.
If you do I would let you wash all my designer tractors
Environmentally Brown Week starts next week, so I hope you will be able to get involved and of course we will be issuing the 'Frighten Your Comrade Day Kit' soon in time for the 31st Oct.
I have started preparation for a party that will commence once our numbers are bigger than that of America.
We are well on our way to becoming bigger than America. Now, as a loyal citizen of Slabovia, you must invite all your friends ...and even your enemies to come and join SlabSpace and I will reward you.
I have granted you the Sickle and Pickle Medal of Honour for signing up to SlabSpace (click to download). Wear it with Slabovian pride!?!