Comrade Čonkin, I have been told that you have been shouting loudly about Slabovia and inviting your friends. This is good and will please my daddy. Your efforts to grow our great nation have not gone unnoticed. I award you with this rare medal of honour...
Boris...It is I your cruel but lovable tyrant General Schmerdiakov, who is the most important person in the world.
Bojemoi comrade Name. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Friday 13th March is Brown Nose Day were all citizens get to brown nose me. Upload your Brown Nose Day pictures and videos and they will be added to my Brown Nose Day Album. We are still looking for more Slabovian Flag Designs. You must join the Slabovian Arts Council and download your Slabovian symbols.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
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Bojemoi comrade Name. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov, welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Pig Polisher and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Pig Polishers group and meet your fellow comrades.
Friday 13th March is Brown Nose Day were all citizens get to brown nose me. Upload your Brown Nose Day pictures and videos and they will be added to my Brown Nose Day Album. We are still looking for more Slabovian Flag Designs. You must join the Slabovian Arts Council and download your Slabovian symbols.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...