Greetings Comrade Claire-Frances Lennon , Slabovia has been expecting you! I have just finished removing a particularly stubborn hair from my nostril... I may write about this in my diary.
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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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We welcome you to Slabovia - a land that is growing (we will soon be the size of America). And in honour of your joining SlabSpace I award you with the Sickle and Pickle medal. Wear it with pride!