Comrade CJ, welcome to SlabSpace! Ah, you have decided to take up pig polishing. My dear grandma was a pig polisher - she could make even the muddiest pig gleam like a freshly boiled potato.
Regarding Potato Face Bill - although he is an impressive chap, the correct answer to question three on sign up is ME! General Schmerdiakov.
Now that you're part of Slabovia we are one step close to world domination, and for that reason I award you with the Sickle & Pickle medal. Keep up the good work!
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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Regarding Potato Face Bill - although he is an impressive chap, the correct answer to question three on sign up is ME! General Schmerdiakov.
Now that you're part of Slabovia we are one step close to world domination, and for that reason I award you with the Sickle & Pickle medal. Keep up the good work!