Boris State-approved email collector #6 It is I, your cruel but lovable tyrant General Schmerdiakov, who is the most important person in the world.
Bojemoi comrade Borisia and welcome to Slabovia.
As a Rock Counter you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Rock Counters... go meet your comrades.
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
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Bojemoi comrade Borisia and welcome to Slabovia.
As a Rock Counter you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Rock Counters... go meet your comrades.
Slabovia's Not Got Talent Finals have started and all citizens must vote for the comrade they think is the most talent less. Watch all the entries and cast you vote by Friday 6th Feb.
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...