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Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
Nothing like the classics, eh comrade?
Does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! We just get filthy Western slave to do it. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA.
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
Does The Rock count, or do we leave western sweaty men alone?
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…
Really?
My Chemistry teacher tried a few times, but alas my old school never caught.
>:(
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I know that you will double your productivity in your rock counting duties today in celebration of this.
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
Velcome to zee land known as Slabovia
I is very happys to see you joins zee worlds happiests dictatorship
is very pleased
follow zee rules, don't let yourself down
I can't afford mistakes among my friends
is we clear comrade?
Bojemoi comrade Bethany Lauren B and welcome to SlabSpace.
I see you have chosen to become a Rock Counter and so you are among Slabovia’s smartest workers. I expect you to work hard and grow within this position. You must join the Rock Counters group and meet your fellow comrades.
Around about this festive time of year we celebrate a great man who rose again to become an inspiration to all – that’s right, me! Celebrate my glory by painting your Slabovian eggs and uploading pictures of them to the Slabovian Eggs album. Once we have a massive arsenal of egg weapons we will use them to defeat the terrorist Easter Bunny and drive him out of our land for good!
My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...