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At 1:41pm on December 12, 2008, General Schmerdiakov said…: The South! I've just dispatched our forces to the North. I shall recall some of our troops and head South. These elves are only little so we should still be able to win with our forces split.

Slabovia will not fall

At 9:59am on December 10, 2008, General Schmerdiakov said…: Bojemoi comrade Ben Swiftischhov , and welcome to Slabovia. I am your great leader General Schmerdiakov.

As a Pickle Inspector you are among Slabovia's smartest workers. We are always needing more like you... so go get some!?! And if you can't get any, fear not, there is a group that you can join for Pickle Inspectors... go meet your comrades.

This week I have released the Slabovian Christmas number one hit, “12 Days Of Slabovian Christmas”. Now I need citizens to perform it. Film yourselves singing the song and an official music video will be released featuring all citizens how take part.

My loyal citizen, I award you the sickle and pickle medal of honour for joining Slabovia. Keep up the good work and you could achieve many more...