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Alyska
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Slabovian Summer Starts Here
May 25, 2009 at 1am to July 31, 2009 at 4pm – Slabograd
Potato flinger regiment, 12th Smerdovska, Spudshelter 947.
The bit 'bout me.
Bojemoi and greetings Comrades!
Name is Alyska, loyal Tractor scraper and local propaganda spreader of my village, Nothing beats going round town in my horse driven van, spreading pamphets out. Worked on the Border Patrol for a while, before returning back from Outer Slabovia.
Remember, Spread the Word, THE REVOLUTION IS GLORIOUS!
Name is Alyska, loyal Tractor scraper and local propaganda spreader of my village, Nothing beats going round town in my horse driven van, spreading pamphets out. Worked on the Border Patrol for a while, before returning back from Outer Slabovia.
Remember, Spread the Word, THE REVOLUTION IS GLORIOUS!
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Comrade, I intend to make a video of a game of Spud Racket Ball soon...
I shall try to make more videos, SlabSpace must survive!!!!
StupidSheep
I dont know what kind of snack it will be, but Im placing bets that its gelotine based..
I love this..
Alyska's Blog
A notice.
As many of you might have noticed, I havent been posting on SlabSpace for a while now, and my competion entrys have been a little too late and such.
This is because I am training to become part of Slabovia's Pyschological team. This training requires I head west once more to learns new things about the headpotato, known over there as the "mind".
Therefore, I will be absent for a little while as I studies.
Remember, Work is bad, so double work cancels out the bad and makes good work.
This is because I am training to become part of Slabovia's Pyschological team. This training requires I head west once more to learns new things about the headpotato, known over there as the "mind".
Therefore, I will be absent for a little while as I studies.
Remember, Work is bad, so double work cancels out the bad and makes good work.
Posted on May 17, 2009 at 1:41pm — 1 Comment
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Comrades, I have formulated a devious plan to lure more unsuspecting westerners to Slabovia – by holding our first ever Slabovian Film Festival. Invitations have been sent out to some of the worlds leading stars, like Macaulay Culkin, Gunther from Friends and Danny DeVeto.
We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.
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A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!
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To my knowledge all is well. These Western women are an ever present problem but what's a rock counter to do eh?
I have finished with the western exams and have most likely failed them, but my main concern is summer. I am thinking of firstly getting my Slabovian national anthem performance videoed before maybe getting a job.
Other than this, I have little to tell.
How have you been Comrade?
Maik x
Slaborits comrade and keep up the good work
Your cruel but lovable tyrant
General Schmerdiakov
Can you help me out?
There is potato in it for you. And maybe pickle. If you're lucky.
But now keep away from me and my hills.
Comrade Seska has told me abot your dirty Westernised plans. They are going to your head Alyska! Escape while you can, the Western mud people's minds are soiled!
The Russian rappers, I need their name.
Because as said before: youlisten to good foreign Western music (:
Rachh x
Thats very good Comrade.
Which worked out best for you?
Snotface O;x
Snotface O'x
How doth you, how are the tractor wheels coming?
Comrade Jasmeeski
Comrade Snotface. x
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