hello there, comrades. I am Adrik Smirnov. I am ex-officer of the Soviet Union. But when Soviet Union collapsed, I fled to Slabovia. Now I am rock counter. I am not best at it since i used to be potato licker but freedom of speech is for west. pleae leave comment!
I am sorry to say, comrades, that my wife, Ogla, was crushed by tractor wheel. I was busy counting rocks with wife ( who should have been potato licking ) when suddenly, tractor came rolling down hill and crushed wife. The tractor wheel scrapers had tough time scraping that mess off wheel.
Anyway, Wife is dead.
At least I won't have to lick her potato's again
Posted on September 16, 2008 at 6:05pm — 1 Comment
Comrade, so sorry for my tardy reply. I have been grooming myself ahead of next week's Fashion Week. I do hope that you are going to attend and show me how fashionable you are... who knows, I may choose you as my protege....
ah, I am fine comrade,
Yes I do still live in Slabovia, it is good
Ah yes my sister, unfortunate but she died slabovian!
watch out for conkers
they pretend they are rocks!
Comrade Adrik, I must bees honest with you. Never in my life have I removed my hat :( My mama tells me I was born with its on. After your question, I tried to remove it and found I could not. Bojemoi!
We need more people than the 5 who have RVSPd, otherwise it isn't going ahead.
Get joining, and see you saturday.
Or else.
Or else what?
Exactly, comrades.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
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How is ur job goin?
wb
Yes I do still live in Slabovia, it is good
Ah yes my sister, unfortunate but she died slabovian!
watch out for conkers
they pretend they are rocks!
guess who this is!
sounds famillier
are you sure shes not russian?
good bye my fellow slabovian,
have fun with your sex exam tomorrow
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