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The wild boar, the fury cousin of the pig.
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Comment by General Schmerdiakov on November 19, 2008 at 9:51am - Comrade, you are right - the wild boar is a mighty beast. We do breed these creatures in the furthest corners of our country. Professor Probious has devised a special enhancement brew that we feed them to make them bigger and stronger than Western wild boars. We are always on the look out for trainers of these dangerous beasts (it is their unruly temprement which means we must keep them far away from population zones) - people never seem to stay in the job long though.
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Comment by Benitski on November 18, 2008 at 11:15pm - Why is there no mention of wild boar in Slabovia. Just look at this mighty warrior pig a worthy citizen of mighty Slabovia.
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Comrades, I have formulated a devious plan to lure more unsuspecting westerners to Slabovia – by holding our first ever Slabovian Film Festival. Invitations have been sent out to some of the worlds leading stars, like Macaulay Culkin, Gunther from Friends and Danny DeVeto.
We have one problem though comrades, due to the lack of freedom of speech laws I have passed we have no films to show. All citizens are now ordered to make Slabovian Short Films and upload them to SlabSpace tagging them ‘Slabobuster’ to be shown at the festival. See the Slabovian Film Festival Event for more details.
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A potential comrade love interest will come to you today and destroy your self confidence. Bizarrely, you will attempt a counter-strike by trimming your pigs trotters. Unfortunately for you, the way forward can sometimes be the way backwards this week. You can't star in your own communist television show if you're a no-talented idiot. Just something to keep in mind - no particular reference to you. Oink!
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