Going Where No Comrade Has Gone Before...

Bojemoi, Slabovia has an iPhone game in production!?! And the Ministry of Propaganda informs us that it will be the best game ever made... even better than Grand Theft Tractor IV. The concept is simple. Well, sort of.... We recieved these words from the MoP this morning:

"Comrades, Slabovia’s cruel but loveable dictator, General Gregory Schmerdiakov, has been acting even more erratic than usual. He has banned the use of cups in built up areas and appointed a goat to run the Ministry for Sanitation. Something’s definitely up and for once The General’s Son and his cronies are nowhere in sight.

Slabovian teenager Kierkegaard has also fallen foul to The General’s whim, being singled out for citizens to “point and shout abuse” whenever they see him… Kierky’s kid brother Wittgenstein would be having a field day if he hadn’t mysteriously gone missing! Oh well, at least Kierky has his best buddy Nietzsche for emotional support…"

The game sees K&N shrunk down to a microscopic size and told to sort out The General... from the inside out! Yes, you've got it, they're inside our great leader trying to restore him to the peak of his mental and physical health. Unfortunately, as foreign bodies, The General's army of white blood cells are single-mindedly after them. Will K&N survive? Probably, but only with your help!

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