WHAT THE MUDDY GOAT IS SLABSPACE?

Comrade, if you are here then you must be new to Slabovia, if you're new to Slabovia, then where have you been?

TIME TO BECOME SLABOVIAN
Ok, straight down to business. What the muddy goat is SlabSpace? Well, put simply, it's Slabovia's very own social networking site. This is where you get the chance to be Slabovian and help shape the world around you. Sign up and you'll be asked to define your character in Slabovia. Choose a new name and profession and then it's up to you to mould your new self through customising your profile and making yourself known.

On SlabSpace you get to meet other Slabovian's who have arrived at our great land from all over the World. They're a friendly bunch and love to talk about pigs, mud, tractors and other stuff to do with their new homeland.

You will have the chance to interact with Slabovia's celebrity contingent and - best of all - even converse with our great nation's dictator, General Gregory Schmerdiakov.

THINGS TO SEE AND DO
Every week there is something going on in Slabovia and you can find out what that is in the Events section of the site (the current activity is also flagged up on the home-page of SlabSpace for ease of use). By getting involved you will become part of Slabovia and find yourself written into the storyworld that is constantly evolving around you (check The Potato Newspaper to see if you've made the front page).

We've also created a number of groups for comrades to hang out in - they've got themed discussions, so if pig polishing is your thing, you'll find loads of relevant chat in that forum. Go take a look

PROGRESSING IN SOCIETY
Oh, and remember, The General is always watching and is known to reward his most loyal citizens with all manner of prizes - from golden potatoes to state-approved clothing.

If you still have questions, pop them below and we'll do our best to get back to you! There's also the Getting Started page for addition information and a site map.

Hail Slabovia!

State-Approved Editor #13 - SlabSpace