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Rock Counters

A place for Rock Counters

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Latest Activity: Oct 21

Job Description

Are you a highly intelligent person with an excellent head for figures? Then you’re a Rock Counter.

Since the first State-approved Slabovian Rock Census in the 13th century there have been many recounts with more or less the same results. Slabovian scientists are convinced a pattern will emerge that will prove some rocks hibernate in the winter. Rock Counters are down to earth people who fear nothing apart from losing count.

It is important that all rock counters can count beyond the fingers on their hands. The world's greatest rock counter, Gregorski Cancount, was blessed with having 15 fingers, giving him an advantage over other 10-digit beings. (NB, there has a silent revolution in rock counting to use toes to aid counting - The General does NOT approved)

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Comrade NoName

A rock monster! 3 Replies

Started by Comrade NoName. Last reply by Comrade Chewiiie. May 19.

General Schmerdiakov

How To... Be A Rock Counter 8 Replies

Started by General Schmerdiakov. Last reply by Richie Mar 26.

Potato Scone

How many rocks can you count up to? 13 Replies

Started by Potato Scone. Last reply by Mikhail Khruschev Mar 2.

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Comrade Banditski Glomanov Comment by Comrade Banditski Glomanov on October 21, 2009 at 5:18pm
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
Martin Peel Comment by Martin Peel on October 21, 2009 at 5:11pm
565345092322 rocks and still counting...
Вълко Червенков Comment by Вълко Червенков on August 24, 2009 at 6:47pm
Rocks... you gotta respect them. I gonna count them. I gonna throw them towards Adam Smith. I rather give my life to Mama Bear in the tundra than stop count.
slabdan Comment by slabdan on August 4, 2009 at 6:55pm
rocks ROCK!
Comrade Bethiiii Comment by Comrade Bethiiii on June 3, 2009 at 11:32am
Ahh. Just started couting thee rocks. And im loving it. 12 already. Its so fun!
Comrade Bethiiii
Undone Comment by Undone on May 8, 2009 at 12:19pm
my first day on the job.
Probably the best job here as there is always a rock needing couting :)
25 and still counting :D
UnDone.
Comrade Koska Comment by Comrade Koska on April 29, 2009 at 4:22pm
Ahh, my first day :)
Quite an enjoyable job i'd say. In fact, the best.
:)
emily-ann Comment by emily-ann on April 20, 2009 at 8:13am
Im a rock counter just like my dog...but he eats them afterwards xD
Comrade NoName Comment by Comrade NoName on April 3, 2009 at 5:08pm
as a rock counter I look forward to counting rocks from dawn to dusk, I plant o creat a device to turn these western pebbles into glorious Slabovian stone, they shall have no mercy!
Comrade Chewiiie. Comment by Comrade Chewiiie. on April 2, 2009 at 9:30am
Yey,, First Day Of Rock Counting.
So far, Ive Got...3, Because There are Not Many Rocks Around here!
I Will get More
 

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