Rock Counters
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A place for Rock Counters
Members: 72
Latest Activity: Oct 21
Job Description
Are you a highly intelligent person with an excellent head for figures? Then you’re a Rock Counter.
Since the first State-approved Slabovian Rock Census in the 13th century there have been many recounts with more or less the same results. Slabovian scientists are convinced a pattern will emerge that will prove some rocks hibernate in the winter. Rock Counters are down to earth people who fear nothing apart from losing count.
It is important that all rock counters can count beyond the fingers on their hands. The world's greatest rock counter, Gregorski Cancount, was blessed with having 15 fingers, giving him an advantage over other 10-digit beings. (NB, there has a silent revolution in rock counting to use toes to aid counting - The General does NOT approved)
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Since the first State-approved Slabovian Rock Census in the 13th century there have been many recounts with more or less the same results. Slabovian scientists are convinced a pattern will emerge that will prove some rocks hibernate in the winter. Rock Counters are down to earth people who fear nothing apart from losing count.
It is important that all rock counters can count beyond the fingers on their hands. The world's greatest rock counter, Gregorski Cancount, was blessed with having 15 fingers, giving him an advantage over other 10-digit beings. (NB, there has a silent revolution in rock counting to use toes to aid counting - The General does NOT approved)
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Discussion Forum
A rock monster! 3 Replies
Started by Comrade NoName. Last reply by Comrade Chewiiie. May 19.
How To... Be A Rock Counter 8 Replies
Started by General Schmerdiakov. Last reply by Richie Mar 26.
How many rocks can you count up to? 13 Replies
Started by Potato Scone. Last reply by Mikhail Khruschev Mar 2.
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23 Comments
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Comment by Comrade Banditski Glomanov on October 21, 2009 at 5:18pm -
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
one, two, three, four, did i just count that one or... oh damn it! i'll start again!
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Comment by Martin Peel on October 21, 2009 at 5:11pm - 565345092322 rocks and still counting...
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Comment by Вълко Червенков on August 24, 2009 at 6:47pm - Rocks... you gotta respect them. I gonna count them. I gonna throw them towards Adam Smith. I rather give my life to Mama Bear in the tundra than stop count.
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Comment by slabdan on August 4, 2009 at 6:55pm - rocks ROCK!
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Comment by Comrade Bethiiii on June 3, 2009 at 11:32am -
Ahh. Just started couting thee rocks. And im loving it. 12 already. Its so fun!
Comrade Bethiiii
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Comment by Undone on May 8, 2009 at 12:19pm -
my first day on the job.
Probably the best job here as there is always a rock needing couting :)
25 and still counting :D
UnDone.
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Comment by Comrade Koska on April 29, 2009 at 4:22pm -
Ahh, my first day :)
Quite an enjoyable job i'd say. In fact, the best.
:)
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Comment by emily-ann on April 20, 2009 at 8:13am - Im a rock counter just like my dog...but he eats them afterwards xD
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Comment by Comrade NoName on April 3, 2009 at 5:08pm - as a rock counter I look forward to counting rocks from dawn to dusk, I plant o creat a device to turn these western pebbles into glorious Slabovian stone, they shall have no mercy!
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Comment by Comrade Chewiiie. on April 2, 2009 at 9:30am -
Yey,, First Day Of Rock Counting.
So far, Ive Got...3, Because There are Not Many Rocks Around here!
I Will get More
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