Potato Lickers

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Comment by Comrade Jasmeeski on May 8, 2009 at 8:37pm

I am a rookie licker.

Does any lickers have any tips?!

Comrade Jasmeeski

Comment by Percival terroroski on December 9, 2008 at 12:49pm

I heard that the decadent capitalists poured water over the potatoes , and didn't lick them AT ALL. One day they will see the error of this terrible waste of ground level employment opportunity, and the horror of mass unemployment will be replaced by glorious millions of happy potatoe lickers united by the vision of our glorious leader!

Comment by General Schmerdiakov on November 5, 2008 at 5:33pm

Viktov, I gave no such orders. Please keep me informed of your plight. Orders should only come from me... and citizens must obey... no matter how derranged they may appear to be! While this matter is being resolved, I order you Viktor to lick again your neighbours potatoes.

Comment by Viktor Potatokov on October 29, 2008 at 8:04pm

Only this evening did I venture from my hovel to patriotically lick the potatoes of my comrade neighbours, including many who I have doubts about. I am now dictating this missive to my state approved lawyer. Did nobody else receive the orders? I suspect some of my guards are sympathetic to our cause; what signal shall I give to indicate that I am an official operative?

Comment by The Tractor Magnet on October 2, 2008 at 4:04pm

Potato lickers, as a state-approved propaganda reporter I come to you asking if there is anything going on that the rest of the populus should know about. Hail!

Comment by Wii Jaminov on September 10, 2008 at 11:20am

Last night I licked all the potatoes my mother was preparing for dinner, and she called me "unhygienic" and hit me with a spatula!

Are there any Slabovian families out there I can move in with, who can help me to practise my true calling in life?

Comment by Boris Madiakov on August 30, 2008 at 1:37pm

hey ho lets start a revolution to show how great our potatos are