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Potato Lickers

A place for Potato Lickers

Location: Slabovia
Members: 49
Latest Activity: Oct 21

Job Description

Are you a talkative person with a taste for the good life? Then you’re a Potato Licker.

Un-licked potatoes are a health hazard and should not be consumed at any time. Professional Potato Lickers are specially trained to lick potatoes in order to attain optimum State-approved hygiene and flavour. Anyone found consuming un-licked potatoes will face severe punishment. Only authorised potato lickers are permitted to lick potatoes, as there are strict guidelines on how a potato should be licked. Potato Lickers have particularly strong tongues.

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General Schmerdiakov

How To... Be A Potato Licker 9 Replies

Started by General Schmerdiakov. Last reply by Martin Peel Oct 21.

ViVRepublic

Potato Eyes 12 Replies

Started by ViVRepublic. Last reply by Hannah Oct. 20, 2008.

Boris Madiakov

today i licked my potato 1 Reply

Started by Boris Madiakov. Last reply by General Schmerdiakov Sep. 25, 2008.

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Comrade Jasmeeski Comment by Comrade Jasmeeski on May 8, 2009 at 8:37pm
I am a rookie licker.

Does any lickers have any tips?!

Comrade Jasmeeski
Percival terroroski Comment by Percival terroroski on December 9, 2008 at 12:49pm
I heard that the decadent capitalists poured water over the potatoes , and didn't lick them AT ALL. One day they will see the error of this terrible waste of ground level employment opportunity, and the horror of mass unemployment will be replaced by glorious millions of happy potatoe lickers united by the vision of our glorious leader!
General Schmerdiakov Comment by General Schmerdiakov on November 5, 2008 at 5:33pm
Viktov, I gave no such orders. Please keep me informed of your plight. Orders should only come from me... and citizens must obey... no matter how derranged they may appear to be! While this matter is being resolved, I order you Viktor to lick again your neighbours potatoes.
Viktor Potatokov Comment by Viktor Potatokov on October 29, 2008 at 8:04pm
Only this evening did I venture from my hovel to patriotically lick the potatoes of my comrade neighbours, including many who I have doubts about. I am now dictating this missive to my state approved lawyer. Did nobody else receive the orders? I suspect some of my guards are sympathetic to our cause; what signal shall I give to indicate that I am an official operative?
The Tractor Magnet Comment by The Tractor Magnet on October 2, 2008 at 4:04pm
Potato lickers, as a state-approved propaganda reporter I come to you asking if there is anything going on that the rest of the populus should know about. Hail!
Wii Jaminov Comment by Wii Jaminov on September 10, 2008 at 11:20am
Last night I licked all the potatoes my mother was preparing for dinner, and she called me "unhygienic" and hit me with a spatula!

Are there any Slabovian families out there I can move in with, who can help me to practise my true calling in life?
Boris Madiakov Comment by Boris Madiakov on August 30, 2008 at 1:37pm
hey ho lets start a revolution to show how great our potatos are
 

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