Pig Polishers

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A place for Pig Polishers

Location: Slabovia
Members: 40
Latest Activity: Oct 20

Job Description

Do you like polishing pigs? Then you’re a pig polisher.

The Pig Polisher’s job is to make sure that all State-approved Slabovian pigs are kept nice and shiny. After all, a shiny pig is a more productive pig. Pig polishing is an art passed down from generations of master pig polishers. To the untrained eye, it may appear as simple as adding some polish to a cloth and rubbing it on a pig. But in reality, this craft takes many years to learn and perfect. Punishment for having a non-shiny pig is pretty severe.

So it is up to you to make sure that our pigs gleam. That they can be seen from outerspace... and beyond! If you ever see a non-polished pig, you must wrestle it to the ground and start buffing. Good luck!

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Discussion Forum

How To... Be A Pig Polisher 10 Replies

Started by General Schmerdiakov. Last reply by jam Mar 2.

THOUGHTS ON WILD BOAR 2 Replies

Started by Benitski. Last reply by mr. pickler Dec. 13, 2008.

could there be 5 Replies

Started by mr. pickler. Last reply by mr. pickler Oct. 12, 2008.

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Comment by bob barry on March 30, 2009 at 6:09pm: Greatings Comrades I am highly honored to be member of the pig polishers.
Remember Comrades Ní neart go cur le chéile which means unity is strength. LONG LIVE SLABOVIA !!!!

Comment by Comrade Rachh. on March 17, 2009 at 12:22pm: I enjoyed for truthful speech Comrade Seska; you are right.
The sun shinning off a perfectly polished pigs backside is all I need to see for joy.
Welcome to the family!

Comment by Comrade Seska on March 17, 2009 at 11:53am: Why hello there fellow pig polishers of Slabovia.
I am very proud to join this group, and hope i should soon meet all you other pig polishers. My family has grown up polishing pigs, some have tended to go into the potatoe lickers way, been personally i think there is nothing better than polishing a good healthy pig a day. Just makes the day shine about more? Hopefully i should become friends with some of you, and i shall work my very hardest. Thankyou, Comrade Seska.

Comment by jam on February 10, 2009 at 6:46pm: im running out of polish!!! help!! if i dont recieve any soon then i will have to buff them with my own ear wax!!!

Comment by Cassair Sperisovich on December 1, 2008 at 1:28pm: Peace? Peace! us pig polishers are highly commited to all out war on the evil capitalist west!

Comment by Benitski on November 18, 2008 at 10:47pm: Greatings fellow comrades and pig polishers of Slabovia. Please read my discussion on wild boar please let me now your opinions. Untill next time comrades may peace be with you.

Comment by Bigov on November 15, 2008 at 12:48pm: Bojemoi fellow Pig Polishers, I must thank you for the manual, it has made my career move from unemplyed to Pig Polisher all the easier

bring on the pigs

Comment by mr. pickler on November 1, 2008 at 5:35pm: pig pollishers, as a state-approved propaganda reporter I come to you asking if there is anything going on that the rest of the populus should know about. all hail the General!