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Are you a calm considered person with an eye for detail? Then you’re a Pickle Inspector.

Pickle Inspectors are some of the most Cerebral Slabovians. The process of Pickling and Adding Brine is a complicated scientific procedure. Pickler Inspectors spend their days checking over Slabovia's favourite snack, the pickle. They inspect for irregularities and signs of under-pickling.

The expression 'in a pickle' derives from instances of Pickle Inspectors whose minds have been corrupted by thinking too much.

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BaK

Pickle Technology 6 Replies

Started by BaK. Last reply by BaK Dec. 24, 2008.

mr. pickler

pickle inspertor manual part #7 2 Replies

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mr. pickler

How To Be A... Pickle Inspector

Started by mr. pickler Oct. 20, 2008.

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Mushka Kamnerezovka Comment by Mushka Kamnerezovka on June 4, 2009 at 10:01am
Comrades, I am new to this honorable position of a Pickle Inspector, serving my country and my General ^^
We shall, together, defeat the pathetic western Pickle Industry, with their E-numbers and their preservatives, and become the Pickle Nation of the Universe!
Glory to the General!
Honzik Banek Comment by Honzik Banek on March 16, 2009 at 1:16pm
Thank you for your kind words, comrade, and I salute your decision to keep with the forces of progress and reject the revisionist western hygiene fallacy. I would emphasise, however, that all glory belongs to the General and that we should not fall into the error of praising the individual rather than the General. Long live the General, Father of our Nation and our Revolution! Forward with Pickles! Death to the Capitalist revisionists and their false Preserves!
PrinceCaspian Comment by PrinceCaspian on March 16, 2009 at 10:50am
Comrade Honzik. You are an inspiration to us all. I feel humbled by your dedication to entire pickle world, and the gloriousness of Slabovia in general. Or should that be General? I will no longer fill my bath with decadent hot water and bubble bath but instead I am off to fill it to the brim with poo and mud. I plan to experiment with the vital ratios by means of total immersion in the subject in both the physical and intellectual sense. I realise that this means many hours of study and that I will not be welcome at Party Meetings (or anywhere else) for some time to come but it will be worth it to know that my contribution to the Great Slabovian Leap Forward has been made. I do this in your name as well as that of General Schmerdiakov, as I am sure he will be listening. To Glory via Pickles!
Honzik Banek Comment by Honzik Banek on March 16, 2009 at 6:26am
Comrade, the only revolutionary way to resign from pickle inpecting is to eat a bullet. Resignation is the way of the decadent West, where the lack of moral fibre (caused by a lack of dietary fibre through not eating sufficient turnips) means that they believe in being able to walk away from their commitments when the going gets tough. KNuckle down to learning the pickle standards, and you will soon find that the poo:dirt ratios become second nature to you. Long live the Fraternity of Pickle Inspectors! Long live the Revolution! Long live General Schmerdiakov!
PrinceCaspian Comment by PrinceCaspian on March 14, 2009 at 9:55pm
There is clearly more to this pickle inspecting job than I realised. I never expected the level of technical expertise or the professional standards to be so high. So how do I go about resigning?
ivan sputnik Comment by ivan sputnik on January 22, 2009 at 1:39pm
where do you stand on peppercorns?
Amy Khan Comment by Amy Khan on January 17, 2009 at 7:20pm
I is pickle inspector, good
Ben Swiftischhov Comment by Ben Swiftischhov on December 12, 2008 at 7:13pm
Yay pickles :)
Stefan Benski Comment by Stefan Benski on December 11, 2008 at 11:46am
Mr Pickler I have question.... I know poo to dirt content must be 3 onces for every 9 onces of dirt..... but does it matter what poo I use. Could I use my own?
Wilson Comment by Wilson on November 21, 2008 at 1:46pm
It seems we are in need of more picklers
 

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