Pickle Inspectors

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Comment by Mushka Kamnerezovka on June 4, 2009 at 10:01am

Comrades, I am new to this honorable position of a Pickle Inspector, serving my country and my General ^^
We shall, together, defeat the pathetic western Pickle Industry, with their E-numbers and their preservatives, and become the Pickle Nation of the Universe!
Glory to the General!

Comment by Honzik Banek on March 16, 2009 at 1:16pm

Thank you for your kind words, comrade, and I salute your decision to keep with the forces of progress and reject the revisionist western hygiene fallacy. I would emphasise, however, that all glory belongs to the General and that we should not fall into the error of praising the individual rather than the General. Long live the General, Father of our Nation and our Revolution! Forward with Pickles! Death to the Capitalist revisionists and their false Preserves!

Comment by PrinceCaspian on March 16, 2009 at 10:50am

Comrade Honzik. You are an inspiration to us all. I feel humbled by your dedication to entire pickle world, and the gloriousness of Slabovia in general. Or should that be General? I will no longer fill my bath with decadent hot water and bubble bath but instead I am off to fill it to the brim with poo and mud. I plan to experiment with the vital ratios by means of total immersion in the subject in both the physical and intellectual sense. I realise that this means many hours of study and that I will not be welcome at Party Meetings (or anywhere else) for some time to come but it will be worth it to know that my contribution to the Great Slabovian Leap Forward has been made. I do this in your name as well as that of General Schmerdiakov, as I am sure he will be listening. To Glory via Pickles!

Comment by Honzik Banek on March 16, 2009 at 6:26am

Comrade, the only revolutionary way to resign from pickle inpecting is to eat a bullet. Resignation is the way of the decadent West, where the lack of moral fibre (caused by a lack of dietary fibre through not eating sufficient turnips) means that they believe in being able to walk away from their commitments when the going gets tough. KNuckle down to learning the pickle standards, and you will soon find that the poo:dirt ratios become second nature to you. Long live the Fraternity of Pickle Inspectors! Long live the Revolution! Long live General Schmerdiakov!

Comment by PrinceCaspian on March 14, 2009 at 9:55pm

There is clearly more to this pickle inspecting job than I realised. I never expected the level of technical expertise or the professional standards to be so high. So how do I go about resigning?

Comment by ivan sputnik on January 22, 2009 at 1:39pm

where do you stand on peppercorns?

Comment by Amy Khan on January 17, 2009 at 7:20pm

I is pickle inspector, good

Comment by Ben Swiftischhov on December 12, 2008 at 7:13pm

Yay pickles :)

Comment by Stefan Benski on December 11, 2008 at 11:46am

Mr Pickler I have question.... I know poo to dirt content must be 3 onces for every 9 onces of dirt..... but does it matter what poo I use. Could I use my own?

Comment by Wilson on November 21, 2008 at 1:46pm

It seems we are in need of more picklers

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