State-Approve This!

[General Schmerdiakov]

Comrades, should you wish to offer up any item for State-Approval in Slabovia do so here. A word of warning though... once, Frodo Baginskova suggested that beard trimmers be State-Approved. I had no option but to empty a bucket of putrid mud onto his face and watch as the Slabovian sun turned his face into a living rock (this took some time). Rock counters still mistake him for stone!

[Dmitri Leggi]

Please General sir will you approve my dear grandmothers trotter trimmings and potatoe pie for the national pig day celebrations?

[General Schmerdiakov]

yes

[geo78]

can my dog ziggy be state approved? he loves pigs (ears)

[General Schmerdiakov]

My great grandmother was called Ziggy - it is a fine Slabovian name. Consider you dog state-approved - though he will have to work as a potato licker. I require 643 potatoes to be licked every year.

[mr donkey]

greate general wil you approve my steam pig cartoons you can get a beter look at them on my photos on my slabovian page

[General Schmerdiakov]

Yes comrade, these are works of great artistic achievement. I will ask professor probious to build one at once! Hail!

[mr donkey]

thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war