Comrades, should you wish to offer up any item for State-Approval in Slabovia do so here. A word of warning though... once, Frodo Baginskova suggested that beard trimmers be State-Approved. I had no option but to empty a bucket of putrid mud onto his face and watch as the Slabovian sun turned his face into a living rock (this took some time). Rock counters still mistake him for stone!
My great grandmother was called Ziggy - it is a fine Slabovian name. Consider you dog state-approved - though he will have to work as a potato licker. I require 643 potatoes to be licked every year.
thank you general schmerdiakov im sure these new pig soilders will make a fine army for slabovia and thers no need for potato likers and picele inspectors to lose ther jobs if slabovia is to go to war
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…