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A new military force has been formed with me as head so no one mess with me or the the General or a order will be give for you to beenimprisoned and maybe killed
WHAT, I believe you are misinformed comrade Inglis, if anyone is to be the head of a new military force in Slabovia it will be ME. I am first in line to rule Slabovia after my dad, General Schmerdiakov, and therefore would be the first choice to be head of military.
Dear Slabovia,
I would just like to say sorry for me being very very inactive over possibly the past few months, believe it or not I am leading a pretty damn busy life at the moment, therefore havn't had much spare time on my hands to continue stayi…
I do not know the number after 8.
This is an issue which must be addressed by attending the 'General Schmerdiakov School of Higher Rock Counting Performance For Make Good Of State, Yes'. I must learn, and grow strong.
The west like to take the pigs and turn them into 'sausage' and 'bacon'. These things I do not understand.
They then EAT the pig.
It is true.
The cannibals!
The stories your mother told you when you were sitting round the potato harvest were true.
T…